ANTM(ail order bride), hip-hop chick

WHY!!!! is Natasha's ass on this show!?!?!? Who spells things wrong and just smiles and says things like it's ok to spell things wrong as long as it sounds right lol! She's a mess! But when she came out in her 'hip-hop' get up! WOW!!! she put foil on her tooth! 'What it do shawty!'

Cha-cha is working it!

Renee is an ass! If I ever see her I will just kick her in the face just because! Ms. Jay said she had an adam's apple! LOL!!!!!

I hate Sarah! Why is she on this show! She's the MOST bland thing ever!

Whit! What happened this week?

Diana is whack, get her off the show! She wants to be on the show 'just cuz' um, leave! You suck!

Britney needs to moisturize her situation! Her hair is FRIED!

And Dionne, thank you for hitting up the jean closet and getting some jeans with a 36 inch inseam! Yo go girl with your bad self! (although you looked a bit like Morris Chestnut ha!)

**Special note to Tyra's side swept bang**

Dear Ty-Ty's side swept bang. Why must you taunt me so? You know you aren't near long enough or thick enough to cover big Ty's forehead! And why are you so plastered on her head like that! Oh well, I'm hoping next weeek you will be tied up in some awful wiggy-weave, or covered up by some sort of sparkly doo rag-esque headband! Ok, that's all. I hope you heed my note as I do not appreciate you trying so so hard to do something we all know can't happen!

ANTM re-cap!

Ms. Jay said it best!

"We talk about how the model is beautiful or the picture is beautiful, but we never talk about how they make the clothes look" UM YES! This IS a MODEL show but models are to MODEL clothes! I truly think Tyra is the most ignorant, bad lace-front wig-wearing hating ass wench!

They are sending the wrong people home for the wrong reasons! And let's all be clear here, as cute and pretty as Whitney is *and as much as I would like to see her go far in the competition*, she isn't going to win; neither is that other "plus" size model. But that could be a good thing! I mean look at Tocarra. Plus, these so called Next Top Models don't ever um...model!

And what the hell does Ty-Ty mean when she says to Felicia that she needs more time! dammit Tyra! did u not get into modeling when you were like 16! most professional, "won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 per day" models were like infants when they became models!

As much as this show enrages me from Tyra's choice in shiny, ghetto-tastic doo rags to the non talent these girls have, I must tune in each week to see the foolishness that will ensue! If it weren't for Ms. and Mr. Jay and these characters they call models, I wouldn't be able to stand it!

ANTM Cycle 8 - I HAVE to comment

Picture via Team Sugar

OK! It's that time again! ANTM Cycle damn 8! I can't believe how long this show has been on! But I still LOVE it! And for sure can't miss it! I already set my DVR to recard all episodes If I ever have to miss it on its first run! haha! So on to these chicks on here! There are some chracters this year for sure! But is it just me, or can NONE of these bitches WALK! Have they not seen the last 7 seasons of this show! and OMG! can they PLEASE know a designer OTHER than CHANEL! I mean really!?! And that girl who didn't know that the movie was called Breakfast at Tiffany's! She deserves to be smacked in the damn face! I wanted to kick some of these girls asses last night for their foolishness!

Here is what me and Joelle had to say about these chicks. I swear we were going to throw something at the TV more than 5 times last night! haha enjoy!

Kathleen - Um wow! I don't even know where to beging with this one! She's a damn mess and I knew she would be the first to go when her ass couldn't figure out what anti-fur was...blah moving ON! oh, but her hair, just ratty and tacky! ugh!

Dianna - Plus size girl #1 - she's alright, but she's too damn plain jane for my taste, next.

Sara - Ok, this girl was on point with the photographers name and all, but does she REALLY want to be a model? Eh, prolly not. Her Photo shoot in the jail was so LAME! um, if you have life in prison, I'm sure you don't look that damn complacent!

Natasha - This mail order bride! haha! I'm so glad Tyra called her out! She has THE wackiest "walk" EVER!

Cassandra - first off, her body is SICK! but she's 24, so not sure what she's doing there. Also, not sure why she went and told Tyra about her wiggy-weave! I mean we ALL know it's fake, but damn, keep some things to yourself haha!

Jael - not much needs to be said about this trainwreck! She looks like a damn crack whore stripper.

Samantha - eyebrows. get. them.plucked.now! can't wait for the makeover show!

Chick from the Bronx who BORROWED a weave/wig - she didn't make it to the top but um we knew that already! (no photo for her)

Whitney ("plus" size girl #2) - girl, i love ya, but how could you NOT remember the movie is titled Breakfast at Tiffany's. She said, "brunch", "dinner" - just disgraceful, but she will be a competition for these chicks. (however, we ALL know that she won't be the Top Model, anyways)

And last but definitely not least - Jaslene - she may have a zaney ass walk, but at least she's bringin SOMETHING! I like her, I think she will go far!

The rest weren't really memorable. What did you think? Can't wait to see what this season brings us!