Where's his twin brother or something?

Over at People.com, Hillary 'big teeth' Duff was surprised, A WEEK EARLY, for her b-day by her new boy with a...G-Wagon with "a big red bow on top"! And that, Gentlemen, is what a birthday surprise is! Apparently, there are more to come...prolly in the form of jewels or clothes or shoes, or should I say 'and.'

Oh to be a Hollywood starlet who can't sing, can't dance, gets skinny for fun, parties every night, dates people who buy their gf SUVs that cost like 100g's...well not really, but you know!

Hey! Have a fantastic weekend folks! I know I am!!!