DC is L.A.M.E.

Will someone please tell me when a restuarant cum "night club" in DC warrants 4, yes 4 diferent lines into the said "night club". Could someone also please explain to me why they have some IGNORANT, uppity ass "List holders" These bammas really think they ARE someone! pshhht! Um, you are holding 45 different lists and you have a permanent screw face on, just because. OMG! DC is SO lame!!! I'm so moving when my lease is up for real! Get me out of here! This pretentious ass place! I mean really!

So anyways, back to the shenannigans that ensued last night! So me and my people were on this list. What list, I still don't know becaue we did NOT go to this "night club" last night. So we get there and I'm ultra confused to why there are 3 different lines, the 4th one formed magically as the night went on... Anyways, so as we walk up, big bouncer dude is yelling, again, something customary in DC, to let people know where to stand. So, my boy(who is now d.e.a.d. to me) is some kind of "promoter", and we go to the line where the "promoter" guest list is. Um we wait in this HEINOUS line just to be bombarded with some stank heiffer with short ass jeans on and a side pony tail and screw face! bitch! anyways, the game begins. Ol boy isn't even there yet! WTF! um, bamma! So then we find out, we need to be in the "other" guest list line! Um look bitch, we have been waiting in this line, in the ass cold. But, whatever. We go over to this other line. By this time, big bouncer guy and door guys are really cuttin up! People keep walking up with massive sheet birthday cakes. I'm like, really!? you come HERE to celebrate your birthday! LAME!!!!!

So we stand in the second ultra-heinous line and get to the front when stank side ponytail wearing screw face girl #2 is. (it was 80s night and we didn't get the memo, some bamma shit indeed!) So again I go through the whole stupid motions, when I get this erronious text from my boy who says it's under so and so's name! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I was ready to hurt somebody for real. We left. That shit was just not worth it. And whatever liquor they had in that "club" was not going to do the trick! so, yes, we got glammed up, dolled up, and fabulous, all to go through some serious BS that is LAME ass DC, but think they are some exclusive ass place! pshhhht!

I'd rather go to a club where people aren't standing around being all lame and only talking to each other! WTF! there is a time and place for all that, but not on a Saturday night when all you wanna do is party! Blah! so anyways, I can't wait to move at the end of my lease, in October, to some other place, because the lameness that is this DC metro area, is killing me!